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Leave Letters
Written by ZV   
Jun 23, 2006 at 11:11 AM
1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
6. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
9. Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
10. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
11. Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
Last Updated ( Jun 23, 2006 at 11:14 AM )
Indian Men....
Written by NMA   
Jun 02, 2006 at 04:54 PM

Indian Men.....

Working in a desi company full of desi men in the US is quite a unique experience for everyone involved !! Here is an instance....
A few days ago, an ABCD (American Born Confused Desi) intern came to me....she says....very hesitantly...I need to ask you a question....Is there something wrong with what I am wearing?
I look at her....she’s wearing a tight tank top with jeans....A tad casual for the workplace but nothing wrong with it...so I say....No, you look good ...why do you ask?
She says ...Are you sure....coz one of the guys just told me that I shouldn’t dress this way .. people in the office “talk”......so I am confused... what should I do? I always dress like this... I am so embarrassed...
I nearly jump off my chair....the emancipated woman within me lashes out.....You wear what you want....this is nonsense... She thanks me and leaves...
Then I sit back to think.....should I confront this guy? How dare he talk to her this way ...just coz she looks Indian?? Would he say this to an American girl? Or maybe I should just let this go? ...I know what he’s  thinking....the average desi male mind-set.... is he trying to look out for her?...he means well......or does he??.....should I tell this girl to dress more “appropriately” to avoid such situations...No way!!  WE ARE IN AMERICA!!....this is ridiculous.....and for once I am at a total loss!!

Last Updated ( Jun 02, 2006 at 04:59 PM )
Quixtar, Amway and the rest
Written by ZV   
Jun 01, 2006 at 05:41 PM

You Just Might Be A Networker If...

• You refer to your kids as your Downline.

• You refer to your spouse as your Upline.

• You have a garage full of water filters.

• You have a wallet full of pre-paid phone cards.

• You refer to friends and relatives as your warm market.

• You no longer have a warm market.

So everyone has encountered this at some point of time - desi guys selling MLM (Multi-level Marketing) to other desis. The other day I got a call from a guy who I met while waiting to be seated at an Indian restaurant. Nice guy, and our kids got along great as well.

Well he calls me and says that its been a while (5 months, and I was surprised he even had my number) and that he wanted to talk to someone entrepreneurial, and he believed I was that (that got my attention!).

And then, he wanted to meet me right away to discuss his new eCommerce venture. I said sure, let's meet at the nearest starbucks. No, No he says, its gotta be at your house. Hmm. why? I ask. Well, its important I meet you in person, he says. OK I agree rather naively.

Immediately after that, my wife asks me - did you consider that he may be from Amway?! Whoopsie. I call him back, and ask him politely - is this for Quixtar? He says YES! So I slowly start to back out of this, but its not easy.

Me: "Sorry Im not interested" 

Him:"But Why?"

"doesn't work for me"

"why ?"

"not for my personality type" 

"have you tried it?"

"yes, in the past" (been accosted several times to attend the cult meetings)

"what level were you involved at?" ,"it is a great source of income" yada yada

Just managed to squeeze out of it. Whew!

 Apparently,

Last Updated ( Jun 01, 2006 at 05:43 PM )
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Put about 100 bricks in some
Particular order in a closed
Room with an
Open window.
 






Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.







Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.







If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the accounts
Department.
 







If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing
.





 







If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.










If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.
 







If they are throwing the
Bricks at each other.

Put them in operations
.





 







If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.





 







If they have broken the bricks
Into pieces.
Put them in information
Technology.








If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.







If they say they have tried
Different combinations, yet

Not a brick has
Been moved. Put them in sales.





 







If they have already left for
The day.
Put them in marketing.








If they are staring out of the
Window.
Put them on strategic
Planning.







And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each

Other and not a single brick
Has been

Moved.







Congratulate them and put them
In top management.


 

 

 

 

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